Come on Santa baby, and light my fire!

Available on Tjvintage

Hey there...

Have you made plans for New Year's?

Available on BackStashandBygones

Hurry Donner, hurry Blitzen

I've had a lot of milk and it's a long way back to the North Pole!

Available on LaVignette

Full of Christmas cheer

But was it punch or eggnog?  Or BOTH?

Availble on TeamRuster

Ever wonder...

Where the saying "Like a deer in the headlights" comes from? 

Wonder no more.

Jingles still hasn't been able to return to sleigh duty.

Available on LaVignette

Sometimes...

You have to know when to hold them, when to fold them and when to just say no to more cookies!

This honeycomb Santa is available on EspecialEthel

Stick-up at the North Pole

Available on Vintage4Vintage

One Swinging Santa

Available on Revvie1

Ever Felt Like You Were Just A Clown...

Stuck in a wheel? 

Available on jdbridgers

Stop Hitting Yourself

Available on thirteentwenty

I Don't Know What's Wrong...

But I'd lay odds there's a man at the start of this!

Available on bigfishlilpond

A Match Made in Heaven

Available on cowgirlcaities

Available on Bigapplevintage

You've heard of the Man in the Moon...

Now meet the Face in the Vase!

Available on Retroology

One Plucky Polliwog

Available on Plaidponyvintage

Thought Children of the Corn Was Scary?

Meet the Children of the Wheat!

Available on catuzcate

Boy and Girl

Back in My Day...

They weren't kidding when they said choose your poison!

Available on RecycledCharm

Happy 4th of July Everyone!

Available on metroretrovintage

This Promiscuous Polliwog's got a Proposition for You.....

"Why don't you pucker up, Princess, and I'll be your Prince Charming?"

Available on SurrenderDorothy

This Foot Has a Burning Desire...

For some nicotine! 

Available on 2good2beethrough

Now Don't Go Clowning Around with Your Food!

Available on LilasLocker

Move over Brawny Man...

You're not the only cute and assertive paper towel character anymore!

Available on AriesGirlVintage

Brainy Brunch Blue Plate Special #2

Vacuous Vinny

Available on ABetterTime

Kids Don't Want to Brush Their Teeth?

Maybe this will help.

Available on CapriciousVintage

Ever Had One of Those Days...

 

When even your mug needs a jolt of caffiene?

Available on DoNotDestroy

Apple Bottoms

I guess it's officially a trend when even elephants are trying to fit in!

Available on Coleblk

How to Sniff Out a Good Guy...

If Only It Were This Easy!

Available on HolyPotato

Who Says Crazy Can't Be Sexy?

Available on Goodlookin

The Tears of a Clown

Available on Studiostebbylee

Brainy Brunch Blue Plate Special #1

As I have been perusing the various adorably quirky and wonderfully wacky vintage finds online, I keep finding myself drawn to the egg cups.  I mean seriously.  You could do a whole series of posts on just the ones where you scoop your egg out of the top of someone's head.  So, you know what?  I've decided to do just that.  I will try each Sunday to feature a "new" delightfully delectable Brainy Brunch Blue Plate Special.  SO...
Without any more ado...
Here is the inaugural special!

This Dazed Dame is available on DazzelDame

Let the Sun Shine!

Any one up for a glass of pure Florida sunshine?

Available on Violetsandgrace

Happy Memorial Day

Available on RubyChicBoutique

Thank you to all those who have served, are currently serving, or who support those who do. 

God Bless You!

Got a Bright Idea?

Light her up and let everybody know!

Available on IvoryBird

Cheers!

You know your life is going pretty well when you need help thinking of another reason to drink! 

Found on MySeriousSide

How Does this One Grab You?

Found on retroheart

This One Speaks For Itself

From the listing:

According to Peg Bracken on 'When not to make love':
"No man who calls his wife 'Mother' or 'Fats' all day can justifiably expect a bonfire that night -- or as Henry Fielding put it, 'a warm partaker of the genial bed.
From the author of 'The I Hate to Cook Book', comes a book that pushes the boundaries where previous etiquette books failed to go. Filled with pearls of wisdom from Peg Bracken and illustrations by Hilary Knight. Harcourt, Brace & World, Inc. New York, NY. Copyright 1964.

 

Found on AlicesLookingGlass

Those Clowns in Washington Are at It Again!

It's bad enough that they act like clowns but going around smelling of whiskey is a bit much?

Jim Beam Bottles Found on touchofclass123

The Missing Link

It's been hiding on hamsterguppies all this time!

Hey, Wait for Me....

Is it something I said?

Found on cheshirecatantiques

Dining Al Dentist

Notice, they gave you a cup for your liquid diet!

Found on Bigapplevintage

The Most Famous Bug of All

You've no doubt heard of Rudolph the reindeer and Dominick the Donkey, now it is time to introduce you to Doug the Christmas Bug.  Sure to become a Christmas classic.  He just needs a carol. 

Found on Lastellamarina

Don't Hog the Road

Found on Fancigirl

A Real Fun Guy

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase toe jam.

Found on crazydaisy

Wall Street Banker

Wonder why the economy is in the tank?  It's because we'll trust just any clown with our money.

Found on EstateHound

The Pondering Polliwog

He was a thinker among frogs.

Found on Crabapplevintage

The Happy Hare

I'll have what he's having.

Found on Muggseyandmae

Double the Elephants, Double the Fun

I couldn't pick just one caption on this one so I thought I'd share a couple. Feel free to contribute your own.

1. One purl, two purl, three purl, hurl.
2. You know what's worse than two drunk pink elephants? Two drunk pink elephants holding sharp pointed objects. Get my point?
3. Well, when you are asked how you made your sweater at least you'll have a good story.

Personally I think this is the right appoach to knitting. Or just about anything else for that matter.

 Found on Thefeltmouse

Actual Title of Taxidermy Monkey Band Photo "Music Hath Charms to Soothe the Savage Beast"

Found on Obscurio

That Voodoo That You Do So Well...

Looks so swell on you!

Found on Swanstrom